About Us

Coming soon... but in the meantime:

• The "Us" in About Us and Contact Us is a royal us... there's only one of me, most of the time anyway although that's up for debate in certain circles, I heard.
• Aiming for a moss-core vibe with a bit of snark.... is it working?
• You’re here early, which means either you're curious, lost, or a friend I bribed with the promise of free sharpening. Welcome. 

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